A Pseudo-Philosophical Look at the NFL Draft

April 23, 2010 at 11:58 am | Posted in NFL, Ramblings | Leave a comment
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Hello my little bloggonians.

I just wanna say something quickly about a weekend that many NFL fans love. Yes, I’m one of those guys who enjoys having beer and pizza with friends during the NFL Draft; it’s one of the only prototypical guy things I do (other than awkwardly buying drinks for girls at seedy bars). Last night, I chilled with an old buddy of mine and played Madden before and after the draft. It was a privates-scratching good time (which, for those of you not in the know, is a good thing).

I just finished reading Peter King’s well-expected article on SI.com on the draft and it made me think. I don’t much care for King, not because he’s bad at his job (quite the opposite), but I can’t stand a guy who absolutely has to throw in his unrelated personal and political opinions into articles that have absolutely nothing to do with them. I don’t care that you like the new health care bill, or that your parents would be proud that America elected Barack Obama. Just stick with what you’re paid to do, would you please? Anyways, other than that, he’s not terrible.

I bring this up because the Jacksonville Jaguars, at pick #10, selected a guy named Tyson Alualu, a defensive tackle, who was not projected to go until the late 1st/early 2nd round. Peter King, and a lot of other people, excoriated the Jaguars for the pick. Sure, they could have traded down and still maybe picked Alualu, no one really knows. But the GM, Gene Smith, defended himself and said “this is not a popularity contest.”

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Who dat sayin’ eaux neaux ‘bout Drew Brees?

February 10, 2010 at 12:15 am | Posted in NFL | Leave a comment
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So, football season’s finally over. The miraculous, misfit Saints bested the golden boys of the National Football League, the Colts. Was I surprised? Why, yes. Yes I was. I totally foresaw a Colts win, because I thought the NFL would never do anything to harm the legacy of their last pristine arbiter of America’s true pass-time: football. I mean, who else could be its emissary in the Digital Age other than Peyton Manning?

It can’t be Tom Brady; his legacy tumbled after the bone collapsing defeat to the New York Giants two years ago, and subsequent baby-mama drama.

It can’t be LaDainian Tomlinson (I refuse to call him LT; only Lawrence Taylor is LT); he’s too whiny and his team never dominated.

It can’t be Ben Roethlisberger; you aren’t the poster boy for anything after having been accused of rape, guilty or not.

No, it can only be Peyton Manning, the greatest #1 overall pick in the history of football, or so they would tell you. Wait. What’s that? Who do you think could be the emissary of the NFL now, invisible sidekick? Who? Drew Brees? Really?

Well, I suppose. I mean, maybe. He does seem to be the model of overcoming adversity. Consider:

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